No feet no service

I used to complain I had no shoes. Now I complain I met a man with no feet.

Half and Half

Pessimists say that I'm half empty while optimists say I'm half fool.

Gaydar.

Not enough is being made of "Breedar".
I swear I'm not bragging: My Breedar is so fine-tuned I can spot a breeder from two tables away.

Remember...

There are three important things to remember if you're diagnosed with Alzheimer's although listing them seems pointless.

More Wisdom Lite

If you truly live today like it will be your last, it may very well be.

TV Drug Ads

My suggestion to replace the lengthy side-effects warnings at the end of every TV drug ad:

"Side effect warning: this drug, like every other drug, will make you deathly ill."

Authority.

Question authority.

But be sure to make them True or False questions and always grade on the curve.

The books of books

Most blogs are about how to blog.
Most podcasts are about how to podcast.
When books were invented, most books were not about how to make a book.

Medium

Short TV Review: "Medium" is not well-done.

Dylan

Lindsay informs me that "the times they are a' changed. And maybe it time they should a' change back."