Time payments.

I got a bill in the mail for a Time Machine. Apparently, I bought it twenty years from now.

An Oxymoron Drag Name

Drag name you can only use once a month: Grace Period

Arse Poetica

Wrote a poem :

"I drink.
'Cause I think."

Unconfirmed

I heard that all the schools in Sudan have a swear jar, and every time you use the name "Mohammed" you have to cut off a finger and put it in the jar.