Daylight Savings Fool

Here's good thing about having Daylight Savings the same day as April Fool's Day.

You can tell foreigners to turn their clocks back an hour to teach them about DST and April Fool's at the same time.

My upcoming book series

Idea for a book series:

"Foie Gras Parfait, Sauteed Lobster and a Parsnip Confit...for the Soul"

Be my guest

B ush's new policy for immigration is called the "guest worker" program.

Which suggests if you're ever invited as a guest to the W hite H ouse, bring a leaf blower.