Mar 25, 2005

No feet no service

I used to complain I had no shoes. Now I complain I met a man with no feet.

Mar 23, 2005

Half and Half

Pessimists say that I'm half empty while optimists say I'm half fool.

Mar 22, 2005


Not enough is being made of "Breedar".
I swear I'm not bragging: My Breedar is so fine-tuned I can spot a breeder from two tables away.

Mar 21, 2005


There are three important things to remember if you're diagnosed with Alzheimer's although listing them seems pointless.

Mar 20, 2005

More Wisdom Lite

If you truly live today like it will be your last, it may very well be.