No feet no service

I used to complain I had no shoes. Now I complain I met a man with no feet.

Half and Half

Pessimists say that I'm half empty while optimists say I'm half fool.

Gaydar.

Not enough is being made of "Breedar".
I swear I'm not bragging: My Breedar is so fine-tuned I can spot a breeder from two tables away.

Remember...

There are three important things to remember if you're diagnosed with Alzheimer's although listing them seems pointless.

More Wisdom Lite

If you truly live today like it will be your last, it may very well be.