Dylan

Lindsay informs me that "the times they are a' changed. And maybe it time they should a' change back."

Boring drag name:

Mo Kalatté

Updated Dictionary Definitions

Middle Finger (mĭd' l fĭng' gěr)

Sign language for "Beat me up".

Exception: Los Angeles, where it signifies "Shoot me."

Because they're not that bright, see?

I think my fish are in a remedial school.

An hour later you're still here

My friend, Joanne, just got back from China. She swears in China they call Chinese food "here food".

Fishing for compliments

I've tried fishing for compilments but I'm short on bait.

Accent grave

I have three friends -- one British, one Australian and one Polish -- who do perfect Meryl Streep accents.