Jul 3, 2008

Foxhole religion

This quote from my friend, Puddin' Turkelson: "I'm an atheist - unless something really bad happens, and then I'm not."

Jul 2, 2008

"America Ain't Got No Talent"

"America's Got Talent" should be "America Has Talent". And judging from the show, it has neither talent nor grammar skills.

Jun 30, 2008

Sort of like the Malcom X-Files.

Speaking from experience: when you meet a black gay republican, your brain just sort of locks up.

Jun 29, 2008

Better well-read than dead.

My email program has an icon that says "Unread". After clicking it numerous time, I beginning to think that unreading an email is impossible.