Hung

The most common thought of someone hanging from the gallows:


"The suspense is killing me."

Updated Quote

"A man is known by the Favorite Links he keeps."

Suffragettes.

A n n C oulter owes her career and her right to vote to liberals. Specifically, suffragettes.

Right

If you want someone to read your email, guaranteed, just put this simple phrase as your subject line:

"You were right."

Aspirin

The perfect aspirin commercial: someone blows an air horn for 30 seconds.

Seen it.

I won't go see any movie whose description includes the word "heist" or the word "bumbling".

Hell

Sartre: "Hell is other people."
Keating: "P urgatory is other people's vacation photos."

ADHD: Attention Deficit Hyperac -- what's that over there?

Tim was on a website, taking a test for ADHD. I told him, "If you finish the test, you don't have it."

American Idle

American Idol drinking game: one shot every time someone says "Pitchy".

Compliment

“Give a man a compliment; you have complimented him for today.
Teach a man to fish for a compliment; and you'll be complimenting him for a lifetime"