Stereotyping

I took a stereotyping test -- 60 people a minute with only 2 errors.

Star Wars

Saw the latest Star Wars last night.
Here I Sith all brokenhearted....

Pubic Speaking

If you're nervous speaking to a crowd, it helps to picture them naked. Just make sure your shirt is untucked or you're holding a book in front of you.

Hung

The most common thought of someone hanging from the gallows:


"The suspense is killing me."

Updated Quote

"A man is known by the Favorite Links he keeps."

Suffragettes.

A n n C oulter owes her career and her right to vote to liberals. Specifically, suffragettes.

Right

If you want someone to read your email, guaranteed, just put this simple phrase as your subject line:

"You were right."

Aspirin

The perfect aspirin commercial: someone blows an air horn for 30 seconds.

Seen it.

I won't go see any movie whose description includes the word "heist" or the word "bumbling".