May 19, 2005


Sartre: "Hell is other people."
Keating: "P urgatory is other people's vacation photos."

May 18, 2005

ADHD: Attention Deficit Hyperac -- what's that over there?

Tim was on a website, taking a test for ADHD. I told him, "If you finish the test, you don't have it."

American Idle

American Idol drinking game: one shot every time someone says "Pitchy".

May 17, 2005


“Give a man a compliment; you have complimented him for today.
Teach a man to fish for a compliment; and you'll be complimenting him for a lifetime"