Feb 18, 2005

Lots

Our real estate agent looked upset so I asked her what was on her mind. She said "Lots."

Feb 15, 2005

Birth control

They're advertising a birth control pill that reduces periods to four times a year. So, I'm guessing if your period’s three months late, it’s time to wet the stick.

Consult your manual

Whenever I buy a new electronic gadget, I always, always read the instructions. It helps me figure out what I did wrong.

Feb 13, 2005

Cigarette?

Cigarette smoking really stinks. Which makes me wish I hadn't quit. They never stank when I was smoking them.

Grand Ol' Opera, Dawg

Someone who loves opera, and someone who loves rap, and someone who loves country western music all have one thing in common: each of them hate two types of music.

Feb 12, 2005

And I mean Never

Pay attention to this. It is important. Your child's art is never to leave your home.

Precedent Bush

The country that is 49th in the world in literacy elected George W. Bush twice. Guess it doesn't take a nucular scientist to figure out how that happened.

Sorry Mr. Steinbeck

Loved "The Grapes of Wrath". Love "The Wine of Wrath" more.