Feb 18, 2005
Feb 15, 2005
Birth control
They're advertising a birth control pill that reduces periods to four times a year. So, I'm guessing if your period’s three months late, it’s time to wet the stick.
Consult your manual
Whenever I buy a new electronic gadget, I always, always read the instructions. It helps me figure out what I did wrong.
Feb 13, 2005
Cigarette?
Cigarette smoking really stinks. Which makes me wish I hadn't quit. They never stank when I was smoking them.
Grand Ol' Opera, Dawg
Someone who loves opera, and someone who loves rap, and someone who loves country western music all have one thing in common: each of them hate two types of music.
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