Illegitsium non carborendum

Growing up Catholic, we suffered a lot of taunting, name-calling and ridicule. Mostly from the nuns and priests.

Virginia Slim.

Smoking cigarettes is absolutely the best way to lose weight. Unfortunately, you lose all of it.

Thank you Jeremy

Now that the Writers' Strike is over, thousands of writers can finally breathe a big sigh of relief and go back to the serious business of being unemployed.

After this...

"We'll be back after this commercial break." 

 

Hell, if they're not sticking around for the commercial, what are the chances we will?

And ladies, I swear Lou is straight.....

Another from Lou after Friday dinner: I see a morbidly obese actor on TV. Incredulous, I ask "Is that Nathan Lane?!"

Lou: "No, that's Nathan Highway."

Thanks Eitan

Dickipedia.org isn't at all what I thought It was going to be. It's better.

Dickipedia

the book is broth mostly....

Here's the one I want to read: "Chicken Soup for the Vegan Soul"

© © 2008

There. Just copyrighted the copyright symbol. I'm rich...rich, I tell you.©

Louis Cannizzarro

Another one from Lou, during Friday night: "She's in her early 30's / late 40's."

Here...I'll show you my tan line:

"Hi. Nice tan!"