Great joke. Google the setup.

Punchline: "They gave me a chihuahua?"

Someone Tell Mattew Bourne

Everyone I know is going to see "Swan Lake" here in town. I'd rather see "Ugly Duckling Lake".

Seriously

Ang Lee is an adverb.

Fogie.

Charles is the only person I know who worries about turning into a young fogie.

Well it is.

I'm amazed that people still refer to "Brokeback Mountain" as a "gay cowboy movie" when it is anything but. It's a "gay shepherd movie".

Sorry Charlie

I have to admit I no longer buy "Chicken of the Sea".
I'm just a little worried about "Bird Flu of the Sea"....

Sit up

I've been working out really hard at the gym. Tim swears that he "can sort of see a four pack."

Daily lesson.

Today I learned that you learn something new every day. Ironically, I didn't learn a thing yesterday.

I know...not a lot of people will get this....

Scrapple is offal.

Dick Cheney

Cheney only did what my father used to tell me to do ever since I was a little boy:

"Son, if you shoot a lawyer, keep your mouth shut."