Hiya...or is "Hi there" better?

Can you believe it? I just spent 14 hours trying to make a query letter sound "casual" and "breezy".

Safety Matches

On a box of safety matches, it says "Keep Away From Children". I tend to anyway but it's nice to have the reminder.

Be careful what you ask for.

My brother figured out a way to get his kids to stop asking for stuff for Christmas.

He tells them, "Sure, you can ask Santa for that. But what if Santa has plans to give you something better?"

Forget this.

I never forget a face. No matter how hard I try.

Advice for Kids

Kids: the best way to become really popular is to just be yourself. The second best way is to stage your own death. Preferably at recess.

Big brothers

The B ush A dministration has gotten very Big Brother.
I.E. "Stop torturing yourself. Stop torturing yourself." and "I'm not tapping you. I'm not tapping you."

Great Joke. Google the setup.

"Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"

Tap, tap, tap...is this on?

The ice cream man in our neighborhood was rushed to the hospital.
He was diagnosed with Popsicle Sell Anemia.

The Bottom Line

My doctor said I should be able to lead a normal life, although the fact that I haven't lead one so far really puts the odds against it.

or Dirt Rich and Filthy Poor

I am equally fascinated by dirt poor Republicans and filthy rich Democrats.