What a relief

The most completely inappropriate drag name to date:

Katrina Relief

Friends

Friends don't let friends vote actors into office.

Rita

Hurricane Rita? there must be global warming because when I was growing up, we rarely got past Debbie

N' Awlens

In his speech, Bush suggested what New Orleans needed right now was "entrepreneurship".

I'm guessing the suggestion is to open your own "Blankets and Clean Water Boutique" then loot it.

Oh shirt.

I bet everything I had on a "Best T-Shirt Contest". I lost my shirt and I lost my shirt.

It's Official.

I have officially received more emails about helping the pets of New Orleans than the people of New Orleans.

My Katrina question: Debit cards?!! To use where?

AIDS ribbon

I was wearing an AIDS ribbon and I noticed some strange lady frowning at me.

I said, "What? You think I shouldn't wear an AIDS ribbon?"

She said, "No, I think you should wear something with it."

Catnap

A friend of mine was fired when he was caught catnapping. They traced his handwriting from the ransom notes and they made him return all the cats.

Screw 'em up.

Two great things to teach your kids:

1. You're better than everyone else.

2. You'll never be good enough.

They walk around with the funniest look on their faces.