Aug 31, 2005

AIDS ribbon

I was wearing an AIDS ribbon and I noticed some strange lady frowning at me.

I said, "What? You think I shouldn't wear an AIDS ribbon?"

She said, "No, I think you should wear something with it."


A friend of mine was fired when he was caught catnapping. They traced his handwriting from the ransom notes and they made him return all the cats.

Aug 30, 2005

Screw 'em up.

Two great things to teach your kids:

1. You're better than everyone else.

2. You'll never be good enough.

They walk around with the funniest look on their faces.

Aug 29, 2005

"The Aristocrats"

Did you hear about the George Bush biography? It's called "The Aristocrats".