Aixelsyd

A dyslexic friend of mine is meaner than a junkyard god.

Dead Pope's Society

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 Posted: 11:03 PM EST (0403 GMT)
Sinead O'Connor Happier Than She's Ever Been In Her Life.

Oh my...

Necrophilia - giving new meaning to the term "Dead Head".

Last Laugh

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs at you.

How I Know I Spend Too Much Time on My Computer

How I Know I Spend Too Much Time on My Computer:

When my computer came from the repair shop, my first impulse was to send out birth announcements.

Itch.

Friend of mine decided to enroll in dermatology school but I think it was a rash decision.

New Dictionary Definitions

Angoraphobia: fear of sweaters.

Cyberfunk

My computer broke down so I've been forced to actually go outside in the real world. Ctrl-Z doesn't work in the real world. I'm furious.

No feet no service

I used to complain I had no shoes. Now I complain I met a man with no feet.

Half and Half

Pessimists say that I'm half empty while optimists say I'm half fool.