Dec 11, 2004

Rainbow

What goes on over the rainbow, stays over the rainbow.

Dec 10, 2004

Bush

What bothers me about George Bush:

It's not the fact that he's an idiot, or a meglomaniac, or his pathological sense of entitlement, or his gargantuan ego based on no visible talents, compassion, or intelligence or-- No wait...actually it is all those things.

Keys to a happy marriage

It's practically a cliche but it bears repeating.

Although there may be times when sleep may seem more important than making up with your spouse, never under any circumstance go to bed drunk.

Don't do this.

Don't keep a dozen eggs in your glove compartment and don't throw them at SUV's that block your view of oncoming traffic.
It only makes visibility worse.
Oh, and it's wrong.

Rat's Ass

The only reason I really don't give a rat's ass is because I'm not really sure how to get one.

The domain game.

I had to get a domain name and I wanted to go with
www.bernie.bernie.bo.bernie.banana.fanana.fo.fernie.fee.fi.fo.fernie.bernie . com because it's so easy to remember. But it was already taken.

The domain game.

Inappropriate drag name.

Amber Alert.

Dec 9, 2004

Lorgnette

My publicity manager has asked me to change my name to "Lorgnette" because, as he puts it: "it makes you sound all kinds of classy and junk".

So I'm still thinking about it.

No oh!

Crap holy! I hope I don't have lysdexia.

Sorry

Saying "Whoops" is just as good as saying, " I'm sorry. "