What goes on over the rainbow, stays over the rainbow.
Dec 11, 2004
Dec 10, 2004
Bush
What bothers me about George Bush:
It's not the fact that he's an idiot, or a meglomaniac, or his pathological sense of entitlement, or his gargantuan ego based on no visible talents, compassion, or intelligence or-- No wait...actually it is all those things.
It's not the fact that he's an idiot, or a meglomaniac, or his pathological sense of entitlement, or his gargantuan ego based on no visible talents, compassion, or intelligence or-- No wait...actually it is all those things.
Keys to a happy marriage
It's practically a cliche but it bears repeating.
Although there may be times when sleep may seem more important than making up with your spouse, never under any circumstance go to bed drunk.
Although there may be times when sleep may seem more important than making up with your spouse, never under any circumstance go to bed drunk.
Don't do this.
Don't keep a dozen eggs in your glove compartment and don't throw them at SUV's that block your view of oncoming traffic.
It only makes visibility worse.
Oh, and it's wrong.
It only makes visibility worse.
Oh, and it's wrong.
Rat's Ass
The only reason I really don't give a rat's ass is because I'm not really sure how to get one.
The domain game.
I had to get a domain name and I wanted to go with
www.bernie.bernie.bo.bernie.banana.fanana.fo.fernie.fee.fi.fo.fernie.bernie . com because it's so easy to remember. But it was already taken.
The domain game.
www.bernie.bernie.bo.bernie.banana.fanana.fo.fernie.fee.fi.fo.fernie.bernie . com because it's so easy to remember. But it was already taken.
The domain game.
Dec 9, 2004
Lorgnette
My publicity manager has asked me to change my name to "Lorgnette" because, as he puts it: "it makes you sound all kinds of classy and junk".
So I'm still thinking about it.
So I'm still thinking about it.
Don't do this.
Don't have bumper stickers printed up that read: "You park like an idiot"
Then don't slap them on the windshields of badly parked cars.
It's wrong.
Then don't slap them on the windshields of badly parked cars.
It's wrong.
Dec 8, 2004
Fish
I bought a brown molly for my fish tank and named it The Unsinkable Molly Brown.
It died the day after I named it. I found it floating upside down, so technically it was a pretty good name.
It died the day after I named it. I found it floating upside down, so technically it was a pretty good name.
Dec 7, 2004
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