The purpose of anti-depressants is to view your life more clearly.
Common side-effect: thoughts of suicide.
Dec 31, 2008
Dec 30, 2008
I wasn't the brightest high school student.
In high school, I remember reading that Oscar Wilde was sentenced to two years in Reading Gaol.
I thought, could have been worse. Could have been Arithmetic Gaol.
I thought, could have been worse. Could have been Arithmetic Gaol.
Dec 28, 2008
Presto! You're on the third floor.
I have a sneaking suspicion that people who are amazed by David Copperfield are also amazed by your standard elevator.
Dec 27, 2008
It's getting to that 10% is the tough part.
I listen to Opera. I listen to Rap.
Sure, most of it's crap, but let's face it: 90% of everything is crap.
Sure, most of it's crap, but let's face it: 90% of everything is crap.
Dec 24, 2008
Dec 23, 2008
Christmas, by golly!
It's Christmas at the Palin household! And Sarah's busy baking sugar cookies and gutting Blitzen.
Quiet please.
The reason stand-up comics like to make fun of mimes is because they know they won't be heckled.
Pretty zenny, don't you think?
"There's no time like the present" should read "There's no time but the present".
Dec 21, 2008
Orange a day keeps the doctor away.
There's really no sense in comparing apples and oranges. Oranges are better.
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