"Have a nice day."

I was having a nice day...until you suggested it.

From the blog: What Fresh Hell Is This?

Thou shalt kick the crap out of each other.

You know what I hate about God? He tells the Israeli's he's on their side. Then he goes and tells the Palestinians he's on their side. Frankly, I think he just likes to stir up shit.

From the blog: What Fresh Hell Is This?

You can't judge a movie by it's cover.

When you compare a movie to the book it's based on, 9 times out of 10, the movie doesn't hold up.
So I've stopped reading.

From the blog: What Fresh Hell Is This?

Depressing news.

The purpose of anti-depressants is to view your life more clearly.
Common side-effect: thoughts of suicide.

From the blog: What Fresh Hell Is This?

I hate-ify that.

It's true that "hate is a strong word" but in many cases not nearly strong enough.

From the blog: What Fresh Hell Is This?

I wasn't the brightest high school student.

In high school, I remember reading that Oscar Wilde was sentenced to two years in Reading Gaol.
I thought, could have been worse. Could have been Arithmetic Gaol.

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Presto! You're on the third floor.

I have a sneaking suspicion that people who are amazed by David Copperfield are also amazed by your standard elevator.

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