And ladies, I swear Lou is straight.....

Another from Lou after Friday dinner: I see a morbidly obese actor on TV. Incredulous, I ask "Is that Nathan Lane?!"

Lou: "No, that's Nathan Highway."

Thanks Eitan

Dickipedia.org isn't at all what I thought It was going to be. It's better.

Dickipedia

the book is broth mostly....

Here's the one I want to read: "Chicken Soup for the Vegan Soul"

© © 2008

There. Just copyrighted the copyright symbol. I'm rich...rich, I tell you.©

Louis Cannizzarro

Another one from Lou, during Friday night: "She's in her early 30's / late 40's."

Here...I'll show you my tan line:

"Hi. Nice tan!"

The Fish Whisperer

Two fish in our pond...it's pouring down rain, and I heard this as clear as a bell.

Fish 1: Boy, it's really coming down, isn't it?

Fish 2: So?

Proposed official slogan for the City of Angels.

Welcome to Los Angeles! All the kids you thought were annoying in high school? They're here.

Consrvative Chrstians think they should be able to go anywhere in this country without being offended by something they see or hear. You know what? Stay home.

"Truffaut" is an oxymoron.