Complaining about your looks...

Tim's response: I've never heard an ugly person complaining about their looks. Only the good-looking whine about it....

Phew.

Writing is easy. Unless you've actually done it.

I'm in a mood today...

Complaining about your looks does not make you better looking. Or interesting.

Pithy

Pithy remarks can destroy a relationship. But only if they're timed correctly.

Anna Anna Nicole...was so outrageous....

Rumor has it that shortly after her 1st birthday, Dannielynn checked into pre-hab.

Final weight....

The Texas Department of Criminal Justice has a website that lists the Final Meal Requests of all their criminals who were on death row.

One "Larry Hayes" has become my symbol of optimism. Included in his last menu was two diet Cokes.

Cause of death..

(Sept. 23) - Marcel Marceau, who revived the art of mime and brought poetry to silence, has died, his former assistant said Sunday. He was 84.

Apparently, he was dumbstruck.

Feeding time.

I really object to seeing someone breast-feeding in public. Although it's not as bad when it's a woman doing it...

Once again, the "nays" have it....

Whenever horses get together for a meeting, the vote is always unanimously against whatever they're voting on.

Baglady

I assume the male equivalent of a bag lady is a bag lord.