Oct 6, 2007

Bravo on the new verb

How I handle sales calls since I've started watching Bravo:
"I can't talk right now. I'm plating my dinner."

Oct 5, 2007

"Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?"

"Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?"

Isn't the real lesson there: "Don't study, kids, because you're not going to retain a word of it."?

It seemed like a good idea initially.

For some reason, baby name books don't include initials as names. So I'm writing "The Big Book of Popular Baby Initials" Here's an excerpt from the book:

"A.J. ~ B.J. ~ C.J. ~ D.J. ~ J.J. ~ K.J. ~ M.J. ~ O.J. ~ P.J. ~ R.J. ~ T.J. "

Oct 4, 2007

Complaining about your looks...

Tim's response: I've never heard an ugly person complaining about their looks. Only the good-looking whine about it....

Oct 3, 2007