Bizzness

They don't have parties in Los Angeles. Only business meetings.

"Tired cliche" is actually a tired cliche.

Vocabulary lesson.

The Department of Defense boys have decided that they never lied about using illegal napalm bombs and phosphorus arms in Iraq; they simply issued "counter truths".

By extension, I'm guessing their "counter-intelligence" is good old fashioned "stupidity".

Ignore this please....

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Is it my imagination or is Madonna starting to look like that embarrassing mom we all knew in high school?

Wisdom lite

Advice to today's youth:

Don't make friends with high maintenance people just because they're clever. Usually, they're too clever for your own good.

Smallpox

Sure, the smallpox in the blankets was terrible but didn't they get us back with tobacco?

Anyone want to hazard a guess what Irritable Vowel Syndrome is?

New Maxim

Some are born great. Some acheive greatness. And some are just grating on the nerves.

Intervention

I truly believe if my friends cared about me the least little bit, they would hold an intervention and tell me to stop going to the gym.