Smallpox

Sure, the smallpox in the blankets was terrible but didn't they get us back with tobacco?

Anyone want to hazard a guess what Irritable Vowel Syndrome is?

New Maxim

Some are born great. Some acheive greatness. And some are just grating on the nerves.

Intervention

I truly believe if my friends cared about me the least little bit, they would hold an intervention and tell me to stop going to the gym.