ADHD: Attention Deficit Hyperac -- what's that over there?

Tim was on a website, taking a test for ADHD. I told him, "If you finish the test, you don't have it."

American Idle

American Idol drinking game: one shot every time someone says "Pitchy".

Compliment

“Give a man a compliment; you have complimented him for today.
Teach a man to fish for a compliment; and you'll be complimenting him for a lifetime"

Cafe au lay

Decaf is the eunuch of coffees.

Statement

I used to want my clothes to make a statement until I thought it better to just have something to say.

I'm Naive

I would like to believe that the hospital industry is the only industry in this country that truly believes it can convince the American people that it is completely justified in charging $8.00 for a single aspirin.

Inappropriate Jewish Drag Name

Dee Holly Cost

Great leaders

Great leaders spring from a healthy dose of cynicism in over half of a population.

Let's groan in unison

Exclusively for computer geeks:

How long do you think it will be until someone tries to hack some information out of the Ponds Corporation so they can be a big phish in a little Ponds?

Conspiracy Theories

Top government agencies -- including the CIA, FBI, and ATF chief forces -- have banded together behind closed doors to covertly do away with all conspiracy theories.