Last Laugh

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs at you.

How I Know I Spend Too Much Time on My Computer

How I Know I Spend Too Much Time on My Computer:

When my computer came from the repair shop, my first impulse was to send out birth announcements.

Itch.

Friend of mine decided to enroll in dermatology school but I think it was a rash decision.

New Dictionary Definitions

Angoraphobia: fear of sweaters.

Cyberfunk

My computer broke down so I've been forced to actually go outside in the real world. Ctrl-Z doesn't work in the real world. I'm furious.

No feet no service

I used to complain I had no shoes. Now I complain I met a man with no feet.

Half and Half

Pessimists say that I'm half empty while optimists say I'm half fool.

Gaydar.

Not enough is being made of "Breedar".
I swear I'm not bragging: My Breedar is so fine-tuned I can spot a breeder from two tables away.

Remember...

There are three important things to remember if you're diagnosed with Alzheimer's although listing them seems pointless.

More Wisdom Lite

If you truly live today like it will be your last, it may very well be.