At some point I switched over from world weary to world wary.

- Bernie Keating

Caution: Life may cause dizziness and/or drowsiness.

- Bernie Keating

A "renewing your vows ceremony" feels a little nervous and defensive.

- Bernie Keating

We are a nation that beeps too much.

- Bernie Keating

And a very special kudos to the first person who said, "Look! That hen is having her period. Let's heat it up and eat it!"
- Bernie Keating