If you're homophobic then at least don't be homophonic. i.e. if you're homophobic, at least shut up about it. - Bernie Keating
Apr 4, 2010
Skiing is god's way of telling you not to ski.
- Bernie Keating
Apr 3, 2010
Always remember: if you can't say something I want to hear, don't say anything.
- Bernie Keating
Apr 2, 2010
Life is a Whack-A-Mole game. Either you're holding the mallet or your head's in a hole.
Apr 1, 2010
The human race has a bizarre inferiority complex. If there is life on other planets, we assume it's more intelligent than we are, but we're better looking.
