HOW TO DETERMINE YOUR AGE: Do you remember where you were when you heard A. Kennedy was shot. B. John Lennon was shot. C. the World Trade Center fell D. Michael Jackson died?
Mar 3, 2010
IF YOUR CHILD REFUSES TO EAT: "There are a million starving people in China, and you, my friend, are about to become one of them."
Mar 2, 2010
Don't judge me. Out loud.
Housework is invisible. People only notice when you haven't done it.
HOME ECONOMICS. As soon as you step out of your front door, at least $40 just flies out of your pocket.