Nov 14, 2009

You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar. Message received: stay away from honey.

Nov 13, 2009

Nov 12, 2009

My new Reality Show pitch: So You Think You Can Cook Like a America's Top Fifth Grader With the Stars of Orange County.
I called CA DMV and was told the DMV is furloughed on Fridays. I'm proud to say I resisted saying "Really? You sound pretty uptight for someone who's only working 4 days a week."