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Jul 4, 2009

This actually happened.

At a restaurant I ordered venison. My friend remarked, "I hope you realize you're eating Bambi's mother." I said, "At these prices, this better be Bambi."
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Jul 2, 2009

A handy phrase if said correctly.

"Oh my. That was an unfortunate remark."
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Jul 1, 2009

Friends and family showed up at my door at the first commercial.

I'm completely addicted to a reality show called "Intervention".
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