May 16, 2009

I asked a coworker if he thought there was life after death. He said, "I don't know what's over there but I'm sure we'll be busy."

May 15, 2009

Or "whom".

There are two types of people in the world. The type that worries about who's sleeping with who. And the type that worries about who's getting fed.

May 14, 2009

Search doggedly

I wouldn't trust anyone who would accept a reward for finding a lost dog.

May 12, 2009

Is "closed-captionist" even a title?

Officially the hardest job in the U.S. today:
the closed-captionist for "The Real Housewives of New York City".

From the blog: What Fresh Hell Is This?

May 10, 2009