In my 20's, I thought haiku was bizarre. Now, I insist on it.
Apr 2, 2009
NSFA -- Not safe for anywhere.
Unattributed quote to protect the perverted:
"When I surf for porn I hang 10. Then I wipe out."
"When I surf for porn I hang 10. Then I wipe out."
Back in the day....
I remember when I first heard car alarms I thought,
I can't wait for the day when car thieves learn how to get around that so I don't have to listen to it.
I can't wait for the day when car thieves learn how to get around that so I don't have to listen to it.
Apr 1, 2009
And I do mean sit.
Text message to Right Wing Evangelicals: I am more than willing to sit through any cure you've got for my being gay on the condition that right afterward, you sit through my cure for your being straight.
Offer expires Monday
Denny's new ad campaign:
Drop in on our Sunday Brunch and eat our scrumptious
We - Found-Something-In - the - Freezer - That - Expires - On - Monday Omelet!
Drop in on our Sunday Brunch and eat our scrumptious
We - Found-Something-In - the - Freezer - That - Expires - On - Monday Omelet!
Mar 31, 2009
A Renaissance Fair in the Year 2050
A fairly typical Renaissance Fair in the Year 2050:
People will dress up in Dockers,
step into a booth,
vote for Ronald Reagin (sp?),
step out,
get their 4D pictures taken,
and laugh their asses off.
People will dress up in Dockers,
step into a booth,
vote for Ronald Reagin (sp?),
step out,
get their 4D pictures taken,
and laugh their asses off.
Mar 30, 2009
Mar 29, 2009
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