My neighbors get upset whenever I walk around the house naked.
In my defense, I only walk around the house once and then go straight back inside.
Mar 28, 2009
Mar 27, 2009
"That's exactly how it happened, officer"
Crossing the street, a car was speeding toward me. Behind the wheel: Britney Spears. I was starstruck.
Mar 26, 2009
Specifically Thai restaurants and pizza places.
I've printed out a flyer to hang on the door handles of local small businesses. It reads: "Here's a piece of crap for you to throw away."
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