Feb 25, 2009


When my friend Lindsay wants to change the subject she precedes it with the phrase: "Whiplash alert."

Feb 23, 2009

The End

When I die, I want them to put up a sign about ten feet in front of my tombstone that reads "Spoiler Alert."

Feb 22, 2009


Why human beings love the ocean: given what we evolved into, we're starting to realize we went too far and should probably be headed back in the other direction.