Feb 14, 2009

Name game.

We were told that a friend had a baby and named it "Bruno". I joked "Is it a boy or a girl?" My friend Barbara said, "Yeah. Nowadays you have to ask...."

Feb 12, 2009

Groan

A man suspected of having intercourse with an underage sheep escaped while in police custody. Police suspect he is still on the lam.

Feb 11, 2009

It's a matter of degree.

I called my brother on the East Coast. He said the weather is finally warming up. I told him Los Angeles is freezing cold. He asked how cold. I told him 43 degrees. He said, "Yeah. Same here."