Dec 20, 2008

WWJD - Who Would Jesus Do?

Text message to Fundamentalist Christians: If you truly want to follow Jesus' example? Stay single and don't procreate.

I'm getting off at the next stop.

For the longest time, I assumed a metrosexual was someone who had sex on the subway.

Dec 16, 2008

A Christmas question.

In Spanish, is holly and jolly the same word?

Someone threw shoes at our president

For years, American airports have been treating shoes as the most dangerous objects in the world. Now we know why.

Just a trim.

Given the amount of hair I have, why do I spend more on a haircut than most? The same reason a bonsai artist gets paid more than a tree trimmer.