Dec 9, 2008

Put on a Bugs Bunny cartoon; she'll calm right down.

Lindsay has jury duty tomorrow and listed me as her "emergency contact". I asked what that means. She said, "It means you'll get a call from the courthouse tomorrow asking "How do we handle her when she gets like this?"

Dec 7, 2008

Choose you lose.

I was eating a Healthy Choice frozen dinner and someone asked me why I put butter on it. "Because I'm making an additional choice."