"It's Halloween in Los Angeles."
"How can you tell?"
Oct 31, 2008
Oct 28, 2008
This actually happened.
The woman behind me in the supermarket had a baby in her cart. The baby lets out an ear-splitting squeal. The mother turns to me and says, "She needs brake fluid."
Oct 26, 2008
Naked truth
If you're nervous at the thought of speaking in front of a group, use this tried and true technique. Look out into the audience, picture each and every audience member naked, then excuse yourself to go throw up in a bucket.
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