Oct 17, 2008


Friend of mine: "Sometimes I think I should have been born in another century."
Me: "You were."

Oct 16, 2008

Plumbing Joe.

Just saw an interview with "Joe the Plumber". He gave a better interview than any of the interviews with the Lipsticked Moose.

The Racist Card

From the debate:
"Congressman Lewis hurt my feelings by comparing me to George Wallace, and Senator Obama should disown those remarks."

I'm sorry...but did The Geezer really try playing the race card against Barack Obama last night?

Oct 15, 2008


Lindsay's suggestion for Oliver Stone's next movie, starring Tina Fey: "P".

Oct 12, 2008

The most boring Halloween party ever.

Last Halloween, I went to a party full of hookers, vampires, and naughty nurses. Dressed in CPA, tax attorney, and computer programmer costumes.


It's taken some time to admit it but I've come to accept the fact that my milkshake is not better than yours. It is separate but equal to yours.