Centurion

Friend of mine: "Sometimes I think I should have been born in another century."
Me: "You were."

Plumbing Joe.

Just saw an interview with "Joe the Plumber". He gave a better interview than any of the interviews with the Lipsticked Moose.

The Racist Card

From the debate:
"Congressman Lewis hurt my feelings by comparing me to George Wallace, and Senator Obama should disown those remarks."
I'm sorry...but did The Geezer really try playing the race card against Barack Obama last night?

P

Lindsay's suggestion for Oliver Stone's next movie, starring Tina Fey: "P".

The most boring Halloween party ever.

Last Halloween, I went to a party full of hookers, vampires, and naughty nurses. Dressed in CPA, tax attorney, and computer programmer costumes.

Milkshake

It's taken some time to admit it but I've come to accept the fact that my milkshake is not better than yours. It is separate but equal to yours.