Sep 20, 2008

The Hills are half dead with the sound of yodeling...

Last night, the Hollywood Bowl had "Sing-A-Long Sound of Music" but there was something about singing "Lonely Goatherd" with 18,000 people that didn't appeal to me.

Sep 19, 2008

Half sober.

Some people like to think of the glass as half full. Other people like to think of the glass as half empty. I like to think of the glass as full of vodka with a twist of lemon.


Thanks to technology, you no longer have to make friends. You can just add them.

Sep 18, 2008


The homeless are not looking for a hand out. They're looking for a bail out. Like Freddie or Fannie or AIG.

Sep 17, 2008

I waited as long as I could to post this.

It's official as of today. If you are still defending the Republican Party at this point, you're an idiot.

Sep 16, 2008

"Me" adjacent.

I've never been to "me".
I've thought about it but the brochures were so unappealing.