Sarah Palin in the house?

Mc Cain has picked a running mate that has half the country terrified. That's not leadership. Technically, it's terrorism.

Cliche redux

You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar. Of course, shit works better than either of those.

Well, I haven't got one.

A friend of mine says she's giving me a clue for my birthday. Isn't that sweet?

Keep him away from the German Chancellor

The private lives of politicians: the fact that John McCain called his wife a c*nt is none of my business. The fact that he was stupid enough to do it in front of a group of reporters is.

They say "Art imitates Life". But lately, I've noticed that "Life imitates Sitcoms". And only the really bad sitcoms...

Sideburnt

The hardest thing about growing sideburns: remembering that you're growing sideburns.

Double your headaches.

Why do I get the sneaking suspicion that, when human cloning is perfected, it's only going to be popular with people I can't even stand one of?