Sep 6, 2008
Not a sign
Nobody knows this but the International Brotherhood of Picket Sign Manufacturers have been out on strike for a year.
Sep 5, 2008
Believe it or not, these will make you look smart
When expressing opinions, try these handy phrases. Believe it or not, they will make you look smart:
- "I wouldn't know anything about that because I've never been overweight."
- "Since I'm not black, I really couldn't have an informed opinion on it."
- "You really should ask a woman. Any one of them would know better than me."
- "Beats me. Ask a gay person."
Sep 3, 2008
Fool proof birth control
Text message to Sarah Palin:
There is only one birth control method that is as foolproof as abstinence and that is lesbianism. And, much like abstinence, it's not for everyone.
There is only one birth control method that is as foolproof as abstinence and that is lesbianism. And, much like abstinence, it's not for everyone.
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