Sep 6, 2008

Not a sign

Nobody knows this but the International Brotherhood of Picket Sign Manufacturers have been out on strike for a year.

Sep 5, 2008

Believe it or not, these will make you look smart

When expressing opinions, try these handy phrases. Believe it or not, they will make you look smart:
  • "I wouldn't know anything about that because I've never been overweight."
  • "Since I'm not black, I really couldn't have an informed opinion on it."
  • "You really should ask a woman. Any one of them would know better than me."
  • "Beats me. Ask a gay person."

Sep 3, 2008

Fool proof birth control

Text message to Sarah Palin:
There is only one birth control method that is as foolproof as abstinence and that is lesbianism. And, much like abstinence, it's not for everyone.