I think we should be able to vote for first lady.
I'm thinking President Caroline Kennedy and First Lady Michelle Obama.
Aug 30, 2008
Aug 28, 2008
New Aged
Your bliss is defined by the that one thing you do that makes all time disappear -- it could be dance or music, windsurfing or golf, eating or praying, and of course, heroin or crack cocaine.
Aug 25, 2008
Don't like it? Don't eat it.
Homosexuality is not an abomination. Pineapple and ham on pizza, however, is.
Simple logic.
Most of the reasons I do things are psychological. By which I mean, psycho yet logical.
Aug 24, 2008
A Triscuit a Trasket
Text message to the Manufacturers of Triscuits, Wheat Thins, or Doritos:
Your new ad campaign in 2 words -- "People kibble."
Your new ad campaign in 2 words -- "People kibble."
"I don't hate your guts or anything but...."
The only thing worse than a racist remark is a racist remark preceded by "I'm not racist or anything but...."
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