Aug 30, 2008

Rock the Vote.

I think we should be able to vote for first lady.
I'm thinking President Caroline Kennedy and First Lady Michelle Obama.

Wisdom lite.

Life's a breeze when you realize it's going the way it's supposed to go.

Aug 28, 2008

New Aged

Your bliss is defined by the that one thing you do that makes all time disappear -- it could be dance or music, windsurfing or golf, eating or praying, and of course, heroin or crack cocaine.

Aug 25, 2008

Don't like it? Don't eat it.

Homosexuality is not an abomination. Pineapple and ham on pizza, however, is.

Simple logic.

Most of the reasons I do things are psychological. By which I mean, psycho yet logical.

Aug 24, 2008

A Triscuit a Trasket

Text message to the Manufacturers of Triscuits, Wheat Thins, or Doritos:
Your new ad campaign in 2 words -- "People kibble."

"I don't hate your guts or anything but...."

The only thing worse than a racist remark is a racist remark preceded by "I'm not racist or anything but...."