Jun 13, 2008

Anthrax scare.

When bumping fists with her husband, Michelle Obama has been accused by the media of terrorist activity. I'm guessing if the poor woman passed gas, the media would report it as an Anthrax scare.

Jun 11, 2008

News flash

Text message to activists: it's all fine and good that you're saving humanity. But you still have to tip your waitress.

Jun 9, 2008

No I didn't....

For the longest time, I thought a "ne'er-do-well" was someone who was really good with depilatories.