May 30, 2008

I'd watch it....

Idea for new TV show: So You Think You Can Dance Like a 5th Grader!

May 28, 2008

They're tricky that way....

One problem with fish is you're never really sure if they're sneezing or farting.

May 25, 2008

Don't make plans....

When you think about it, your funeral is really none of your business.