And the award for the most disgusting ad slogan of the new millennium goes to...Kaopectate: "Diarrhea. It stops me in my tracks."

Bobby Fischer, Troubled Genius of Chess, Dies at 64

Check and mate. Nice game, Bob.

Flu

I'm so sick and exhausted I can't even drink straight.

Tim and I are both out of work due to the Writer's Guild Strike -- this being Los Angeles, I guess we're now Poor White Recyclables.