Text Message to You-Know-Who:
Don't ask the question "Did you get a haircut?" unless you plan to follow it up with "Looks good!"
Dec 1, 2007
Nov 30, 2007
TMI
Two helpful tips for today.
A: Don't ever watch the Discovery Channel. and B: Don't let anyone explain dust mites to you. You'll never sleep again.
A: Don't ever watch the Discovery Channel. and B: Don't let anyone explain dust mites to you. You'll never sleep again.
Nov 29, 2007
Nov 28, 2007
Per Your Request.
Years ago, my mother decided to make beef tongue for dinner. When it came time to cook dinner, she couldn't find the cow tongue she'd left on the counter.
My brother, Terrance, had stuck it in our mail slot so the front door had a huge tongue lolling out of it. We had pizza that night and didn't get mail for a week.
My brother, Terrance, had stuck it in our mail slot so the front door had a huge tongue lolling out of it. We had pizza that night and didn't get mail for a week.
Second Hand Crying
Cigarettes have been banned in public - because they're annoying and can potentially destroy the lives of the people around them. On the other hand, children have not been banned in public. See where I'm going with this?
R.I.P. a new one.
Alice Ghostley died a few months ago. The family has requested people to refrain from referring to her as "Alice Ghostlier"
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